Life's Too Short For Me And So Are You – Women's Graphic Tee
Some people are six feet tall. Some people are six feet of disappointment. This shirt is for those moments when you look someone dead in the eye, glance slightly downward, and realize life really is too short. Featuring the brutally honest phrase "Life's Too Short For Me And So Are You," this tee delivers the perfect blend of sarcasm, poor decision-making, and unearned confidence. Ideal for family gatherings, awkward first dates, office parties HR specifically warned you about, and anywhere else you'd like to become someone's villain origin story.
Made from soft, comfortable cotton because while your personality may be abrasive, your shirt doesn't have to be. The relaxed fit keeps things casual while the message does all the heavy lifting — and emotional damage.
Product features
- Lightweight 100% ringspun cotton for breathable comfort
- Semi-fitted cut that flatters without restricting
- Durable double-needle hems and reinforced shoulder tape
- Ribbed knit collar and side seams to retain shape
- Tear-away label and compliant, low-irritant materials
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.00 | 19.00 | 21.00 | 23.00 | 25.00 |
| Length, in | 25.50 | 26.00 | 27.00 | 28.00 | 28.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 13.75 | 14.50 | 15.25 | 16.25 | 17.00 |
Double needle sleeve and bottom hem
The garment is sewn around the edges with a wide double topstitch, making it long-lasting and durable
With side seams
Located along the sides of a garment, they hold the shirt's shape longer and lend it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 65% cotton, 35% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the formaldehyde, phthalates, lead and flammability level requirements.
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium.
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