
The streets had their chance. She’s retired now. This “Retired Hoe” tee is for the pros who turned in their badge, and decided their services are no longer available. Whether you’re retired by choice, or simply tired of dealing with the clientele, this shirt makes your new career path crystal clear: minding your business and collecting your peace.
The lightweight, semi-fitted tee keeps things soft and comfortable without looking sloppy. Ringspun cotton, side seams, shoulder tape, a ribbed collar, and double-needle hems give it that dependable everyday fit, while the tear-away label keeps things irritation-free. Throw it on for errands, brunch, vacations, or anywhere your former coworkers might recognize you. Your hoe era is over. The benefits package is peace and quiet.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.00 | 19.00 | 21.00 | 23.00 | 25.00 |
| Length, in | 25.50 | 26.00 | 27.00 | 28.00 | 28.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 13.75 | 14.50 | 15.25 | 16.25 | 17.00 |
Product features
- 100% ringspun cotton (varies by color) — light 4.5 oz fabric for breathable comfort
- Semi-fitted cut with side seams for a flattering, stable silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape to retain shape
- Durable double-needle sleeve and bottom hem for long-lasting wear
- Tear-away label; runs true to size; meets safety compliance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Double needle sleeve and bottom hem
The garment is sewn around the edges with a wide double topstitch, making it long-lasting and durable
With side seams
Located along the sides of a garment, they hold the shirt's shape longer and lend it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 65% cotton, 35% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the formaldehyde, phthalates, lead and flammability level requirements.
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium.
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